Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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