the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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