About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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