Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I just gift wrapped bread.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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