We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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