So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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