I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I use my feet as sexual weapons
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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