We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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