one might say we're banned from that church
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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