We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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