so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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