We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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