Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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