hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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