I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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