Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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