11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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