FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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