i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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