Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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