in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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