At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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