I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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