U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
