i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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