i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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