That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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