Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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