4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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