He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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