About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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