Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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