return my video game
I hate all girls vehemently.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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