Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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