I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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