Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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