You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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