i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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