her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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