I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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