Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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