Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Your dad touched me again.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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