It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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