if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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