ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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