Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize
