? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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