Do you still have your period?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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