addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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