It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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