Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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