Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
